1. ceruleanmakesasplash:

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sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

That last story was General IRoh of the Fire Nation, wasn’t it?

    ceruleanmakesasplash:

    dat-soldier:

    sonnetscrewdriver:

    dat-soldier:

    did-you-kno:

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    back the fuck up

    There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

    So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

    The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

    Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

    did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

    That last story was General IRoh of the Fire Nation, wasn’t it?

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  2. did-you-kno:

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  3. siddharthasmama:

    superqueerartsyblog:

    Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. 

    And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead why you don’t think it’s a problem that it goes unchecked.

    Reblogged from: thevoicesarentallbad
  4. iridessence:

    jhunnyplaysdamello:

    [x]

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  6. rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

    rumpelstiltskln:

    Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

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  7. clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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  8. fuckloadofquiche:

    bruh

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    • WiFi: connected
    • Me: then act like it
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  9. thelook-or-thewords:

    Person: You said/picked/wore x-y-and-z? Oh. 

    Me: What?

    Person: Oh. Oh, nothing. I just… it surprises me. 

    Me: Why?

    Person: It just surprises me that you’d say/pick/wear that.

    In my head: Am I not allowed to change? Am I not allowed to grow as a person? To say something or wear something or pick something new for once in my life? Why does it have to surprise you? Why does everyone have to make everyone else unmoving when it comes to progression in life. People change, people grow, and I don’t understand why my deciding to wear a new shirt or get new jeans or speak up for myself is somehow worth commenting on in such a way. 

    Out loud: Oh. 

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